1 Pooh

Are you ready too meet the monster?

These days abang "Fatty" has been at home for very long (1) He has not been out since "the-day-everyone-starves" (2) No it's only him and Aziem around (3) Everyone else is out to work and play (4) Abang "Uaim" is always so hardy with papers and pens (4) Never being at home nor playing the "glowing-screen-with-many-buttons" (5)

Now Aziem is going to be a MAN (6) Aziem will not wear the "white-tight-spenders-that-sometimes-gets-wet" any longer!!! (7) Baba said that Aziem is grown up now (8) And now Aziem must go into the "stinky-wet-room-where-abang-sings" if Aziem feels like his butt is hurting (9) What crazy creatures will we find there? (10)

There was this one time, Aziem came face-to-face with the "huge-white-mouthed-being-with-whirlpools-in-it's-mouth" (11) Aziem was so frighten the first time Aziem saw it (12) but Aziem now is a MAN (13)

Abang Fatty says to wet hands after pooh

Ummi said: that if Aziem wants to pooh, Aziem must find Abang "Fatty" and say: "Nak pooh" (14) The effects where astounding and incredible! (15) The moment Aziem says that Abang Fatty would go "What!!?!#!? Ye ke?" He would yell (16) the scene in abang "Fatty's" face when he picks me up and quickly goes to the "stinky-wet-room-where-abang-sings" and into the "huge-white-mouthed-being-with-whirlpools-in-it's-mouth" was the best (17) sometimes Aziem would do pranks too, so Abang Fatty would not just read book and write funny gibberish things (18)

Yes!!! Defeated the monster again!!

Aziem always imagines that the only way to defeat this "gruesome" and horrifying creature, Aziem must butt him (19) Everyday is a day Aziem must go and defeat the monster, and sooooo Aziem will be a MAN (20)

1 Walkers

Any Zombie killer must know how to swim

When Azeim grows up, he shall be a zombie killer!(1) Like no other, he shall behead thou ugly creatures(2) and aid thou that are victims against them(3) for he was destined for it(4)

Back home, Aziem holds up his zombie warfare guide and zombie handbook(5) two books that will be needed for the decapitating of zombies(6) Do you know how to kill a zombie?(7) there is only one sure way to do it(8) that is by shooting at the head or chopping the head off(8) this is the only sure way to kill(9) We've told you, for surely you are one that will die at the wrath of zombies if ye did not but knew(10)

When big brother is back from his long journeys(11) He will teach Aziem the ways of surviving zombies(12) he will bring back new arsenal for countering zombies(13) He will bring equipment for creating anti - zombies(14) and he will have brought new guides for surviving zombies(15) but most of all(16) he will bring back his black box(17) For in this black box will reveal all the secrets of zombie killing(18)

Aziem's big brother teaching how to fight zombies

And this Aziem wants(19) Aziem will want big brother to activate the black box(20) and finally kill all zombies(21) Aziem Must, he Must see big brother show the killing of zombies through the black box(22) For that is the only way Aziem will be contempt when it comes to killing zombies(23)

Did ye know that there are many types of zombies?(24)Big, Fat, green and red(25) they come in many different styles(26) they will try to take you down(27) separate you from your allies (28) some will spit acid and bring out the horde (29) they will attack from all directions (30) make sure that ye bring along a pipe bomb(31) for in this situation ye will really need it(32)


After this event surely it will be hard for ye to sleep(33) how in the world one is suppose to sleep?(34) knowing that that is what it takes to become a zombie killer(35)

1 Feasta

*Waiting for food*

All praise due to the Lord, who gave us food and who bestowed us the ability to indulge in it (1:1) Hath ye just knew, that the best of places to indulge in this blessing is with your fellow companions (1:2) It is a place where the one that is wise have put up there luxury and build their share of treasures (1:3) To call upon people like ye and aye, so that we may come and taste the specialties they have prepared for us (1:4) Ye might come here as any normal man, but not aye, we shall come finding happiness and fun (1:5) For playing inside is better than staying out in the sun (1:6)

One more glass for me father!

Why you not let me win????

Lo! like that actually!

They shall ask you of what food ye shall like (1:7) If so, then ask them of what ye is able to give back (1:8) However, one may only get what one can give back in return in fortune and gold!(1:9) Lo! Unless Ye have a father like mine! Mine pays for all!(1:10) Sweets, treats, all are meant to be feasts (1:11) For no amount of problems will stop me from indulging in these delicacies (1:12) Thus spoke me Fauzul Aziem, boss of all ye (1:13)