Thursday, March 31, 2011

Hand Sanitizers: Protection against "wholly hearted" Muslims

With the uprising of the usage of forks, knives and spoons, some eating places (restauranteurs, buffets, ceremonies etc) have not been providing places where Muslims can wash there hands to eat.

Eating with hands has been a norm in Muslim society since the ages of Adam and Eve. The eating of the forbidden fruit was with their hands (Duh). The Prophet if not eating soups or any watery substance will use his hands, if not all the time, from bread to chicken to burgers (ok, I made that up).

And so, many "good-obedient" Muslims have been following this "sunnah" for quite some time. One of my Ustaz once said to me:
"We believe that whatever the prophet does will be rewarded with heaven"

Besides that, eating with your hands is much more easier than eating with normal cutlery. Imagine the pain and hardship of trying to chop the lamb with a fork and knife when any other Muslims will easily just rip it apart with there bare hands. to our non-muslim friends watching us gruesomely ripping out the steak and chickens and eating it with tasty-mouth watering looks gives the impression that we are as barbaric as they think of us.

Are Sanitizers the Path to hell?
However recent(well not so recent) discoveries have shown that when eating with your hands, helps in the digestion of food more easily (one of the reason you don't see many Muslims entering "the biggest loser"). Our hands secretes enzymes that makes food easily decomposed (that's why your mom always gets angry to you when you touch the food on the plate with your bare hands!!), thus the reason why you might see a Muslim eating his/her food with mouth-watering looks.

Now the problem comes when there isn't any place to wash there hands. It comes as a dilemma for every "practicing" Muslim if he couldn't wash his/her hands as the next "sunnah" of the prophet is to cleanse thy hands after it. Not to mention that almost a majority of the "sunnah" requires the use of your hands (from shaking hands, giving alms, helping the old lady pick up her stuff etc). It will be quite the dilemma for we Muslims.

That's where our non-Muslim friends has helped us solved this dilemma by creating a fast and easy cleansing method: Hand sanitizers. Now, Muslims from all over the world can enjoy following the "sunnah" of the prophet thanks to companies like Dettol, Gold Bond Ultimate, MicroArmor, Hy5, Soapopular, SHBAN, and Handclens. Or can they?

Recent discoveries (And I mean very recent) have shown that hand sanitizers contains alcohol substance like isopropanol, ethanol and n-propanol. Ethanol is the alcohol in beer and other alcohol based drinks.

Now think about it, before Muslims eat, you put on hand sanitizers on your hand, wouldn't some of that alcohol be left on your hand? and then you put your hand into your food, eating it with all the alcohol left in there, thus committing one of the most hideous crimes a Muslim can do: consumption of alcohol. The prophet says that even a small quantity of alcohol will earn you 100 slashes, this shows the severity of this.

Muslim scholars from all over the world have been calling this "a way of Satan corrupting the hearts and minds of young innocent Muslims"

"This is an abomination to Muslim Belief!!! it is the way of the Kafir trying to make sure that we follow them into hell, we shall not accept this!!!"

"We shall burn all sanitizers to the ground the same way how our beloved Prophet S.A.W burned all the alcohol"

"I think that Reckitt Benckiser (the manufacturer of Dettol) is a member of the "Illuminati" and deserves his head being chopped"

Whether or not the International Fatwa will issue a law whether or not to ban the hand sanitizers is still for debate, but still you can't ignore the fact that this is the method the Kafirs are destroying the Muslims.

PS: Anything that is not base on religion is only fictional and is not intended to put a bad name on anyone except those whom are "really" against Islam. We apologize for any discomforts.

Why Muslims makes your life much more better

Finally, after going through so many blogs, with so many genres and writings I finally came to the conclusion that writing solely about my LIFE isn't going to spread the message any more. I've always believed  that life stories are life-changing when other people read it, but in the internet that might not be the case. Almost everyone has there own blog talking about there life, and besides................ I don't like telling people about my life, it creates gossips, judgement and some other bad things that would ruin my preaching career.

So I choose something else, some kind of writing that is different than others but hopefully has the same impact of making sure people are reading it, because you really need readers if you want people to read your blog (DUH!!!!)

Now I've literally changed the course of this blog, from my life stories to some gibberish story that would hopefully wake you up of the issues a Muslim should know.

I'll post in this blog how Kafir's have been taking control of your life without you realizing it, how Muslims could make white people even more whiter than before, and how becoming a "practicing" Muslim in your every day life means having more fun than every body else.

I thank Allah for this wonderful idea He gave me, although I got while going to the bathroom, but still as I always say "kena redha". Happy reading

As laughable this blog might be in the next articles I'm going to write, I say let them laugh now, but make sure you heed my reminding, because that might be the only thing stopping you from going to hell.


Friday, March 18, 2011

Remembering mom

As old as we will be, we'll always be the young children of our mother. All smiles and laughter while gobbling up the cakes of happiness, it will definitely paint our faces that the frown and sadness that we have gone through will go away, because mum was there to show the way.

We would immense ourselves into avalanches of fun, at the same time learning what mom would teach us about the world, because mom told us, that fun and knowledge are both friends.

One day we would be able to read and write, create masterpieces of art, alchemist and technology. our knowledge from mother was so much, we didn't know where it would end nor when will it stop, all we know........ that as long mum is the one guiding us then it will be both fun and thoughtful.

The other day, we would be going on leave, staying away from mum. Mum will be reminding us, "don't leave your toothbrush", "don't forget to go to bed early","don't do things your not suppose to". now mum watches us as we embark living by ourselves. although home is a few minutes drive, mum is always worried about our well being.

The following day, some of us had to fly to other countries. mum send us to airports where they are holding "flying creatures" with ears so big you can't hear them! some of us will be heading to desserts and ruins, others will go to concrete jungles filled with poisonous gases and fumes with snow coming from the sky! mum couldn't follow us there, but she'll be with us in our hearts.

All seven of us knew it, that after all this fun and excitement of traveling around the world and discovering new things we will eventually come home, and we all know mum will be waiting us right at here garden, planting roses and maple trees, readying our return from our long perilous journey............. because we all know, a child that succeeds conquering continents, ruling oceans and taming the mountains....... will always remember mum.

PS: Happy day Ummu Aziem =)